December 2009
STORY: BY BSCHH
marissaturday:
yolee9:
blissed:
iammattjordan | imaradioheadsong | bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later...
“… Are you creeping at me?”
– Marissa
“The only thing cool about him is that his last name rhymes with turtle.”
– Marissa
Me: Bah, where am I going?
John: I don't even know.
Me: Crazy, I think.
“You speak of my love like
You have experienced like mine before”
– “Uninvited” Alanis Morissette
BOLD anything true:
I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to argue. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily.
My Appearance I’m shorter than 5’5. I wear makeup I wear a piece of jewlery at all times. I...
John: Meow.
Bekah: Woof?
John: Quack.
Bekah: Baah.
John: Oink.
Bekah: ____ !
Bekah: That was a giraffe. They have no vocal cords.
Ahhh,
he is so cute.
Me: Okay so Kevin is clenching and unclenching his butt cheeks really quickly so it looks like he's humping the underside of his desk.
Marissa: I love/hate mental images.
From "The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when...
aliuribe:
sovietrussia:
liiesareexpensiive:
toroortiz:
“The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.”
“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his...
Ohh I love laughing.
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
